On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.

The blonde asked, “How am I supposed to know when I’m at 300 feet?”

“That’s a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground.”

After pondering his answer, she asked, “What happens if there’s no one there I know?”

Vocabulary Help

  • 300 feet – trezentos pés, ou 100 metros
  • blonde – loura
  • ground – chão
  • How am I supposed to know when I’m at 300 feet? – Como vou saber quando estou a 300 pés?
  • landing – chegar ao solo, aterrar
  • parachute jumping – salto de paraquedas
  • people – pessoas
  • pondering – pensando, refletindo
  • recognize – reconhecer
  • What happens if there’s no one there I know? – O que acontece se não tiver ninguém que eu conheça?