Toasts and cats

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Steven Wright

Vocabulary Help

• toast – torrada
• butter-side – lado em que se passa a manteiga
• land – aterrisar, cair
• feet – pés
• strap – amarrar
• drop – deixar cair