The mother superior walked out in front of the 100 nuns with a very serious frown on her face. She began to speak…

Mother Superior: There had been a sinful deed committed here, yesterday.

99 nuns: Oh, no!

1 nun: Hee, hee, hee.

Mother Superior: Today I found a pair a men’s underwear.

99 nuns: Oh, no!

1 nun: Hee, hee, hee.

Mother Superior: And I also found a condom.

99 nuns: Oh, no!

1 nun: Hee, hee, hee.

Mother Superior: And it has been used!

99 nuns: Oh, no!

1 nun: Hee, hee, hee.

Mother Superior: And there was a hole in it!

1 nun: Oh, No!

99 nuns: Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee!…..

Vocabulary Help

  • frown – cenho franzido
  • sinful deed – ato pecaminoso
  • men´s underwear – roupa de baixo masculina
  • condom – camisinha