You have a suppository in your ear

A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of a feeling of fullness in her ear. After the examination, the doctor initiated a conversation that went as follows:

D: I think you have a suppository in your ear.

L: eh?

D: Madam – You have a SUPPOSITORY in your EAR!

L: EH??

D: (shouting) –IN YOUR EAR! –A SUPPOSITORY!!!

L: Oh, thank Goodness – now I know where I put my hearing aid….

Vocabulary Help

  • senile – senil
  • go (go, went, gone) – ir
  • complain – reclamar
  • feeling – sentimento
  • fullness – sentimento de estar cheio
  • ear – ouvido
  • think (think, thought, thought) – pensar
  • thank Goodness – Graças a Deus
  • hearing aid – aparelho de ouvido