A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of a feeling of fullness in her ear. After the examination, the doctor initiated a conversation that went as follows:
D: I think you have a suppository in your ear.
L: eh?
D: Madam – You have a SUPPOSITORY in your EAR!
L: EH??
D: (shouting) –IN YOUR EAR! –A SUPPOSITORY!!!
L: Oh, thank Goodness – now I know where I put my hearing aid….
Vocabulary Help
- senile – senil
- go (go, went, gone) – ir
- complain – reclamar
- feeling – sentimento
- fullness – sentimento de estar cheio
- ear – ouvido
- think (think, thought, thought) – pensar
- thank Goodness – Graças a Deus
- hearing aid – aparelho de ouvido