I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?”

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!

So I called him a piece of horse manure.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes… the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn’t care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day….it’s important!!!

Vocabulary Help

  • parking ticket – multa de estacionamento
  • store – loja
  • come out – sair
  • cop – guarda, tira, policial
  • ticket – multa
  • buddy – meu chapa
  • to give a break – dar uma colher de chá
  • glare – olhar zangado
  • worn tires – pneus carecas
  • horse manure. (bosta de cavalo)
  • windshield – para-brisa
  • don’t care – não se importar
  • around the corner – na outra esquina
  • fun – diversão

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