A dying grandmother told her granddaughter, “Dear, I want you to inherit my farm, my villa, my tractor, the farmhouse and all my livestock.”

“Wow!” said her granddaughter. “Thanks, Grandma. I didn’t know you even had all that stuff. Where is it?”

Grandma replied, “On Facebook!”

Vocabulary Help

  • Dear – querida
  • dying – agonizante, morrendo
  • farm – fazenda
  • farmhouse – casa da fazenda
  • granddaughter – neta
  • Grandma – avó
  • inherit – herdar
  • know (know, knew, known) – saber
  • livestock – gado
  • reply – responder
  • stuff – coisas
  • tell (tell, told, told) – contar