You are on the bus when you suddenly realize .. you need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that’s when you remember: you’ve been listening to your ipod.

Vocabulary Help

  • beat – batida, ritmo
  • bus – ônibus
  • fart – liberar gases intestinais
  • feel better – sentir melhor
  • leave (leave, left, left) – sair
  • listen – ouvir
  • loud – alta
  • people – pessoas
  • remember – lembrar
  • song – música
  • stare – encarar
  • start – começar
  • stop – ponto de parada
  • suddenly – subitamente, de repente