SOCIALISM – You have two cows. The government takes one to give to someone else.
COMMUNISM – You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you the milk.
FASCISM – You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the milk.
NAZISM – You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRACY – You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one and pours the milk down the drain.
CAPITALISM – You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
ANARCHY – steal neighbour’s bull, shoot the government.
Vocabulary Help
- cow – vaca
- take (take, took, taken) – levar, tomar
- both – ambos
- milk – leite
- sell (sell, sold, sold) – vender
- shoot – dar um tiro
- pour – despejar
- drain – ralo
- buy (buy, bought, bought) – comprar
- bull – touro
- steal (steal, stole, stolen) – roubar
- neighbour – vizinho