SOCIALISM – You have two cows. The government takes one to give to someone else.

COMMUNISM – You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you the milk.

FASCISM – You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the milk.

NAZISM – You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRACY – You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one and pours the milk down the drain.

CAPITALISM – You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

ANARCHY – steal neighbour’s bull, shoot the government.

Vocabulary Help

  • cow – vaca
  • take (take, took, taken) – levar, tomar
  • both – ambos
  • milk – leite
  • sell (sell, sold, sold) – vender
  • shoot – dar um tiro
  • pour – despejar
  • drain – ralo
  • buy (buy, bought, bought) – comprar
  • bull – touro
  • steal (steal, stole, stolen) – roubar
  • neighbour – vizinho

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