A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
She said to him,”I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look. What’s your secret for a long, happy life?”
He answered,”I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, and I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never ever exercise.”
“Wow, That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?”
“Twenty-Six,” he said,
Vocabulary Help
- longevity – longevidade
- rocking chair – cadeira de balanço
- porch – varanda
- happy – feliz
- smoke – fumar
- pack – maço
- case – caixa
- fatty foods – comidas gordurosas
- never ever – nunca, jamais
- amazing – surpreendente