A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

She said to him,”I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look. What’s your secret for a long, happy life?”

He answered,”I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, and I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never ever exercise.”

“Wow, That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?”

“Twenty-Six,” he said,

Vocabulary Help

  • longevity – longevidade
  • rocking chair – cadeira de balanço
  • porch – varanda
  • happy – feliz
  • smoke – fumar
  • pack – maço
  • case – caixa
  • fatty foods – comidas gordurosas
  • never ever – nunca, jamais
  • amazing – surpreendente

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