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Giving instructions to a group of his soldiers, a Mafia Boss said, “I want the guy shot; then put him

The farmers of a commune are gathered together by some officials for an announcement. The government spokesman steps up and

Q: How do porcupines kiss each other? A: Very carefully. Vocabulary Help porcupine – porco-espinho kiss – beijar very carefully

“We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” Vocabulary Help

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work. Vocabulary Help merry – alegre tomorrow – amanha