Textos e Piadas em Inglês

The Sunday School Teacher asks: — “Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?” — “No sir”,

Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked: — “What’s the matter now? — “Dad was hanging pictures, and just

Little Mary came back home after school and said: — “Mommy, today during the school break Johnny kissed me on

A defendant isn’t happy with “how things are going in court”, so he gives the judge a hard time. Judge:

“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub.