“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

Vocabulary Help

  • drink – bebida
  • fish – pescar
  • invite – convidar
  • puddle – poça
  • reply – responder
  • sip – bebericar
  • So how many have you caught today? – Quantos você já pegou hoje?
  • well-dressed – bem vestido
  • You’re the eighth – Você é o oitavo