A defendant isn’t happy with “how things are going in court”, so he gives the judge a hard time.

Judge: “Where do you work?”

Defendant: “Here and there”.

Judge: “What do you do for a living?”

Defendant: “This and that.”

Judge: “Take him away.”

Defendant: “Wait; when will I get out?”

Judge: “Sooner or later.”

Vocabulary Help

  • defendant – réu
  • get out – sair, ser libertado
  • happy – feliz
  • here and there – aqui e ali
  • judge – juiz
  • sooner or later – mais cedo ou mais tarde
  • Take him away – Levem-no embora
  • This and that – isto e aquilo