Textos e Piadas em Inglês

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, “What’s on TV?” I said, “Dust.”

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, “I want something shiny that goes

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul, can always count on the support of Paul. George Bernard Shaw Vocabulary

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water. Vocabulary Help deep water – águas