Textos e Piadas em Inglês

The love that lasts longest is the love which is never returned. Somerset Maugham Vocabulary Help last – durar longest

Two employers were talking. Said one: “I fear that young man I employed last week as a cashier is dishonest.”

What is your age?” asked the Judge. “Remember you are under oath”. “Twenty-one years and some months,” the woman answered.

Judge: “The last time I saw you, I told you that I didn’t want to see you here again”. Accused:

The employee stormed angrily into the cashier’s office. “What’s the meaning of this? I just counted my pay and it’s