Textos e Piadas em Inglês

Father: “Would you still love my daughter even if she were poor?” Suitor: “Of course.” Father: “You’re no good. We

The love that lasts longest is the love which is never returned. Somerset Maugham Vocabulary Help last – durar longest

Two employers were talking. Said one: “I fear that young man I employed last week as a cashier is dishonest.”

What is your age?” asked the Judge. “Remember you are under oath”. “Twenty-one years and some months,” the woman answered.

Judge: “The last time I saw you, I told you that I didn’t want to see you here again”. Accused: