My wife asks me for money everyday. Five dollars one day, ten dollars the next, then seven dollars … My

An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession: Man: Father, I am 75 years old. I

Tourist: How much is it to the Airport? Taxi driver: That’s five pounds twenty. Tourist: And how much is it

He: Where have you been all my life? She: Hiding from you. Vocabulary Help life – vida hide – esconder

HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually, I’d rather have the money. Vocabulary Help buy (buy, bought, bought)