A priest was talking to a group of kids about “being good” and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked:

“Where do you want to go?”

“Heaven! Heaven!” Yelled Little Lisa.

“And what do you have to be to get there?” asked the priest.

“Dead!” Yelled Little Johnny.

Vocabulary Help

  • dead – morto
  • going to heaven – ir para o céu
  • kids – crianças
  • Little Johnny – Joãozinho
  • priest – padre
  • talk – falar, conversar
  • yell – gritar