The patient says, “Give me the bad news first!”

Doctor replies, “You’ve got AIDS.”

“Oh, no! What could be worse than that?” asks the patient.

“You’ve also got Alzheimer’s Disease.”

Looking relieved the patient says, “Oh…Well, that’s not so bad. At least I don’t have AIDS.”

Vocabulary Help

  • at least – ao menos
  • bad news – más notícias
  • disease – doença
  • good news – boas notícias
  • relieved – aliviado
  • reply – responder