What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78 ??

At 8: You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18: You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28: You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38: She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48: She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58: You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68: If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!

At 78: What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

Vocabulary Help

  • avoid – evitar
  • girl – garota
  • need – precisar
  • stay – ficar
  • take her – a leva
  • tell (tell, told, told) – contar
  • who the hella are you? – quem diabo é você?
  • woman – mulher