What are you doing with the pig?

At the local bar there sat a lady with a duck under her arm.

The town drunk staggered into the bar and said “What are you doing with the Pig?”

The lady jumps up and says, “I will have you know this a Duck, Not a Pig.”

The drunk replies “I was talking to the Duck”

Vocabulary Help

  • sit (sit, sat, sat) – sentar
  • duck – pato
  • arm – braço
  • town drunk – o bêbado da cidade
  • stagger – cambalear
  • jump up – pular
  • reply – responder