This priest was hearing a woman’s confession when a drunk stumbled into the booth on the opposite side. As the priest was finishing with her he heard the drunk groaning as if in quite some pain.

He slid open the other panel and asked: “Are you ok?”

All he heard was another groan. He asked again and the drunk finally replied: “Yeah, I feel lots better. Do you have any toilet paper on your side?”

Vocabulary Help

  • priest – padre
  • hear – ouvir
  • drunk – bebado
  • booth – confessionario
  • groan – gemer
  • slide (slide, slid, slid) – abrir (janela de correr)
  • feel (feel, felt, felt) – sentir
  • toilet paper – papel higienico