Microsoft’s ad slogan is “Where do you want to go today?”

Here are some alternative Windows slogans:

  • Double your drive space: Delete Windows!
  • A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.
  • Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows.
  • Error #152 – Windows not found: (C)heer/(P)arty/(D)ance.
  • Out of disk space. Delete Windows? (Y)es (H)ell, yes!
  • How do you want to crash today?

Vocabulary Help

  • drive space – espaço em disco
  • bang – bater
  • cheer – comemorar
  • party – celebrar, dar uma festa
  • crash – quebrar, partir