Microsoft’s ad slogan is “Where do you want to go today?”
Here are some alternative Windows slogans:
- Double your drive space: Delete Windows!
- A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.
- Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows.
- Error #152 – Windows not found: (C)heer/(P)arty/(D)ance.
- Out of disk space. Delete Windows? (Y)es (H)ell, yes!
- How do you want to crash today?
- drive space – espaço em disco
- bang – bater
- cheer – comemorar
- party – celebrar, dar uma festa
- crash – quebrar, partir