— My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t!

— I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

— Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.

— Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

Vocabulary Help

  • husband – marido
  • think (think, thought, thought) – pensar
  • suffer – sofrer
  • enjoy – apreciar, desfrutar
  • people – pessoas
  • alive – vivas
  • kill – matar
  • get out alive – sair vivo