The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny

— Daddy, do avocados have eyes? — No, they don’t. — Oh my, then I must have eaten a frog.

— Little Johnny, there were two apples in the fridge. Why is there only one left now? — Because I

Little Johnny and his family lived in the country, and as a result seldom had guests. He was eager to

Benjamin Franklin I made it a rule to forbear all direct contradictions to the sentiments of others, and all positive