Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just

Boy: “Isn’t the principal a dummy!? Girl: “Say, do you know who I am?” Boy: “No.” Girl: “I’m the principal’s

Mom: What did you do at school today? Mark: We did a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were

Teacher: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do? Christy: I’d climb a tree. Teacher: If the lion

Two fathers chat outside school in the morning; “Bill, have you solved your son’s math problems?” “Yes, man, I did.