Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found

Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself. Vocabulary Help did

The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Student: A teacher!

Teacher: “If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?”