Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Kate: Why? Nate: Because there was no history to study! Vocabulary Help

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and

“It’s clear” said the teacher, “That you haven’t studied your geography. What’s your excuse?” “Well, my dad says the world

“Dad, can you write in the dark?” “I think so. What is it you want me to write?” “Your name

Teacher: “If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and