In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I’m doing it as a public service.
Vocabulary Help
- boil – ferver
- carefully – cuidadosasmente
- drink (drink, drank, drunk) – beber
- feces – fezes
- full of shit – cheio de m…
- poop – fezes
- talk stupid – falar como bobo
- trial – experimento
- wine – vinho