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- Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
- The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Vocabulary Help
- actual spelling – a forma real de se escrever
- already – já
- be (be, was, been) – estar
- Boogeyman – bicho papão
- can – pode
- change – mudar
- check – verificar
- closet – armário
- create – criar
- cry – chorar
- cure – curar
- fail – falhar
- go (go, went, gone) – ir
- Great Wall of China – Muralha da China
- have (have, had, had) – ter
- keep out – manter afastado, fora
- life – vida
- miserably – miseravelmente
- misspell a word – errar uma palavra
- money – dinheiro
- never – nunca
- only – apenas
- seconds away from death – a poucos segundos da morte
- see (see, saw, seen) – ver
- sign – sinal
- simply – simplesmente
- sleep (sleep, slept, slept) – dormir
- spell check – verificador ortográfico
- tear – lrima
- that’s why – por isto que
- there – lá
- too bad – pena que, ruim que
