Textos e Piadas em Inglês

The farmers of a commune are gathered together by some officials for an announcement. The government spokesman steps up and

Q: How do porcupines kiss each other? A: Very carefully. Vocabulary Help porcupine – porco-espinho kiss – beijar very carefully

“We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” Vocabulary Help

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work. Vocabulary Help merry – alegre tomorrow – amanha

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director