An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young

Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son — Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.

Doctor, when I was single I had to make 6 abortions. Now that I am married I cannot get pregnant.

The woman arrives at the hospital and asks: — I am John’s wife, he suffered an accident. How is he?

— Doctor, what have I got? — I don’t know yet, but we will find out in the autopsy. Vocabulary