I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. “I’ll have the rump

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, “What’s on TV?” I said, “Dust.”

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, “I want something shiny that goes

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up