An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, “How do you expect to get into

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. “You aren’t so good in bed either!”, he

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive. “Dead.”

A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes