Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running

Little Johnny’s father asked for report card. Johnny replied: — I don’t have it. — Why not? his father asked.

One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard. The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to

Boss: Shouting: “Little Johnny come to my office right now…” Little Johnny: “Yes sir”! Boss : “Little Johnny, I saw you arguing

A priest was talking to a group of kids about “being good” and going to heaven. At the end of