A second grader came home from school and said to her mother: “Mom, guess what? We learned how to make

A mild-mannered man named Louie was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist.

— When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me. — What makes you think I’d want another man

Since the brain cannot pay attention to everything … uninteresting, boring or emotionally flat lessons simply will not be remembered.

It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time. Tallulah Bankhead Vocabulary Help keep (keep,