One Liners
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer
Read MoreNothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer
Read More— I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. — Thinking he was trying to
Read MoreBeginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all
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