Microsoft’s ad slogan is “Where do you want to go today?” Here are some alternative Windows slogans: Double your drive

Three American Indian children were sitting around with their father when the youngest said: — Father, how did you come

A person who speaks two languages is bilingual… A person who speaks three languages is trilingual… A person who speaks

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office.

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God: — Lord, I have a problem! — What’s