One day, two women dog owners are arguing about whose dog is smarter. The first woman says, “My dog’s so

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Greg

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Oscar Wilde Vocabulary Help always – sempre borrow money

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to

My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy … so I got drunk.