Grandma & Grampa are sitting there watching TV when Grandpa decides he’s hungry for some ice cream. “Hey, Grandma –

Every man is as God made him, ay, and often worse. Miguel de Cervantes Vocabulary Help God – Deus make

— Why do men like smart women? — Opposites attract. Vocabulary Help smart women – mulheres inteligentes opposites – opostos

— What do men and sperm have in common? — They both have one in a million chance of becoming

Q. What’s the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO? A. I don’t know, I’ve never seen either one.