— You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me. — Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Once upon a time a powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a

— For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. — If you look like your passport picture,

When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that

The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a