Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and

Last night I had a dream that I died and went to heaven. When I got there I met God,

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A drunk phoned police from his cell-phone to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve stolen the dashboard,

The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want to try these techniques at home.”