A little girl had just finished her first week of school. “I’m just wasting my time,” she said to her

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, “How do you expect to get into

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. “You aren’t so good in bed either!”, he

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive. “Dead.”