Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, — How old was

Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

Wife: “You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?” Hubby: “When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,

Son: “Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat

Father to son after exam: “Let me see your report card.” Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to