A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells “You should have been here at 8:30!” He replies: “Why?

The man pulled over to the side of the road when he saw the police lights in his rear view

Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man

— If my main parachute doesn’t open and my reserve parachute doesn’t open, how long till I hit the ground?

Man visits India and meets an old man in the town square who is renowned for his elephantine memory. He