Teacher: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do? Christy: I’d climb a tree. Teacher: If the lion

Two fathers chat outside school in the morning; “Bill, have you solved your son’s math problems?” “Yes, man, I did.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found

Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself. Vocabulary Help did

The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row.