A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director

A sloth was walking through the jungle one day when he was set upon by a gang of vicious snails.

The teacher requested that all students wrote a composition on the theme “Mother: there is only one”. The students were

The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny

— Daddy, do avocados have eyes? — No, they don’t. — Oh my, then I must have eaten a frog.