What they say: “This should fix you up.” What they are really thinking: “The drug company slipped me some big

Patient: Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what I just said. Doctor: When did you first

— What is the difference between man and Superman? — Man wears his underwear under the trousers and superman wears

Husband says; “When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me”. Wife replied; “What makes you think I’d want

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn’t work that way,