What is your age?” asked the Judge. “Remember you are under oath”. “Twenty-one years and some months,” the woman answered.

Judge: “The last time I saw you, I told you that I didn’t want to see you here again”. Accused:

The employee stormed angrily into the cashier’s office. “What’s the meaning of this? I just counted my pay and it’s

A not-too-bright candidate for the police force failed in the written examination. Since he was the Chief’s nephew, the examiner