A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

One time, I had to tell a candidate that we would not be able to offer him a job because

A man is pulled over by a police officer for a broken headlight. The cop looks in the car and

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”

A man walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer before the problems start!” He drinks the beer