Patient: “Doctor, do you think that I will live until I’m a hundred?” Doctor: “Do you smoke or drink?” Patient:

Pretty young nurse: “Doctor, every time I take this young man’s pulse it gets faster. Should I give him a

Teacher: “Everything you do is wrong. How can you expect to get a job when you leave school” Pupil: “Well,

The elderly aunt bent down and asked her three-year-old nephew: “Can you tell me the name of your new baby

Mother: “Why are you crying?” Sally: “Because I fell and hurt myself.” Mother: “When did that happen?” Sally: “About twenty